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23rd September 2012

I wrote a recipe for the Cooking with Comedians blog, you can read it here: http://is.gd/vRFABC

I was reading Amiri Baraka’s poems when he died. I’m reading One Hundred Years of Solitude and Gabriel García Márquez has died. Perhaps for the hat-trick I should read Tony Benn’s diaries and see if it has the reverse effect on the deceased. It is Easter after all. But I’ll probably just blow it on Tony Blair.


  • I'm really concerned about what the Israel-Palestine situation says about me as a person.
  • I'm bored of wanting an iPhone 6. I want an iPhone 7.
  • Tony Blair is telling Labour to not campaign and govern based on ideology. He completely misunderstands what political parties are for.
  • Vince Cable has abandoned the privatisation of student loans. Nice one, Gaeta. Still a good chance you'll be flushed out the airlock though.
  • Nick Clegg is on Sunday Brunch. I'm watching with my cock out.
  • If I decide to end it all I think I'll wrap myself in the Union Jack and self-immolate in the BBC Breakfast studio.