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23rd September 2012

I wrote a recipe for the Cooking with Comedians blog, you can read it here: http://is.gd/vRFABC

I was reading Amiri Baraka’s poems when he died. I’m reading One Hundred Years of Solitude and Gabriel García Márquez has died. Perhaps for the hat-trick I should read Tony Benn’s diaries and see if it has the reverse effect on the deceased. It is Easter after all. But I’ll probably just blow it on Tony Blair.

Tweets

  • Beowulf is the first recorded case of a nuisance neighbour situation escalating out of control. And then he gets killed by a dragon.
  • I don't know about any of that book learning, but I studied black hole thermodynamics at the school of LIFE.
  • Saying 'look me in the eye and say that' before closing your eyes and putting your fingers in your ears is an underrated negotiating tactic.
  • I remember the day I decided I wanted to do comedy cos it was the same day a guy who looked like an old, sad me appeared & urged me not to.
  • If elected I'll see that tax is calculated at the checkout so those filling an existential void with consumer goods pay more.
  • If elected I will reduce sarcasm wastage in text-based conversations without turning to emoticons. Want to know how? ;-)
  • If elected I will abolish 'friend zones' and enrol anyone who insists they're in one on a Women's Studies course.

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