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23rd September 2012

I wrote a recipe for the Cooking with Comedians blog, you can read it here: http://is.gd/vRFABC

I was reading Amiri Baraka’s poems when he died. I’m reading One Hundred Years of Solitude and Gabriel García Márquez has died. Perhaps for the hat-trick I should read Tony Benn’s diaries and see if it has the reverse effect on the deceased. It is Easter after all. But I’ll probably just blow it on Tony Blair.

Tweets

  • I'm really concerned about what the Israel-Palestine situation says about me as a person.
  • I'm bored of wanting an iPhone 6. I want an iPhone 7.
  • Tony Blair is telling Labour to not campaign and govern based on ideology. He completely misunderstands what political parties are for.
  • Vince Cable has abandoned the privatisation of student loans. Nice one, Gaeta. Still a good chance you'll be flushed out the airlock though.
  • Nick Clegg is on Sunday Brunch. I'm watching with my cock out.
  • If I decide to end it all I think I'll wrap myself in the Union Jack and self-immolate in the BBC Breakfast studio.

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