richmilner

Tweets

• Facebook and Twitter full of objections to racism. I shield myself from actual racism, much like the actual violence of our foreign policy.
• I vomited on my phone, so I'm getting an upgrade. I'm a walking metaphor for the awfulness of modern civilisation.
• The cake for breakfast alone makes @square_hole worth it, but Dave Longley simultaneously delivering and dissecting his club set was ace.
• A time traveller's phrase book would be full of things not to say, like 'what did your last slave die of?' and 'yummy mummy'.
• Going to work is always hardest on Mondays because I know the new Game of Thrones has aired.
• A logistical nightmare would be a pretty dull dream.
• My girlfriend just drew my attention to a bit of Big Mac and fries I dropped on our doorstep before locking her out of the house on Friday.
• The current Daily Mail ad features a TV news studio with a Daily Mail newsreader. Awful vision. Like Farage doing a PPB from Downing Street.