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27th December 2012

Read my Christmas address: tmblr.co/ZjhGTyZ-z8iA

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I was reading Amiri Baraka’s poems when he died. I’m reading One Hundred Years of Solitude and Gabriel García Márquez has died. Perhaps for the hat-trick I should read Tony Benn’s diaries and see if it has the reverse effect on the deceased. It is Easter after all. But I’ll probably just blow it on Tony Blair.

Tweets

  • If the time comes when I say 'I'm going to finish watching the last 3 seasons of The X-Files', be a dear and make it look like suicide.
  • It must sting a little for Pope Benedict that God seems so happy now. He ended things, but still. Pope Francis is a mensch and sexy as fuck.
  • I'm really concerned about what the Israel-Palestine situation says about me as a person.
  • I'm bored of wanting an iPhone 6. I want an iPhone 7.
  • Tony Blair is telling Labour to not campaign and govern based on ideology. He completely misunderstands what political parties are for.
  • Vince Cable has abandoned the privatisation of student loans. Nice one, Gaeta. Still a good chance you'll be flushed out the airlock though.

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