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27th December 2012

Read my Christmas address: tmblr.co/ZjhGTyZ-z8iA

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I was reading Amiri Baraka’s poems when he died. I’m reading One Hundred Years of Solitude and Gabriel García Márquez has died. Perhaps for the hat-trick I should read Tony Benn’s diaries and see if it has the reverse effect on the deceased. It is Easter after all. But I’ll probably just blow it on Tony Blair.


  • If the time comes when I say 'I'm going to finish watching the last 3 seasons of The X-Files', be a dear and make it look like suicide.
  • It must sting a little for Pope Benedict that God seems so happy now. He ended things, but still. Pope Francis is a mensch and sexy as fuck.
  • I'm really concerned about what the Israel-Palestine situation says about me as a person.
  • I'm bored of wanting an iPhone 6. I want an iPhone 7.
  • Tony Blair is telling Labour to not campaign and govern based on ideology. He completely misunderstands what political parties are for.
  • Vince Cable has abandoned the privatisation of student loans. Nice one, Gaeta. Still a good chance you'll be flushed out the airlock though.